Ladies are to be well treated and taken care of, swings a saying. True. For example, your beloved girlfriend! Another example: you, lady! Don't fall for me yet, just for that, though. :P
I'm no love guru or expert but, well, writing this one doesn't itch me much and require a lengthy experiences of love. For you girls out there, admit it, you want a perfect boyfriend. Okay, let's shoot my delusional thought; you all, ladies, don't necessarily need and want a perfect boyfriend, but a one who, well, you define him, ladies. LOL :p
So, what kind of a boyfriend do you want? How would you want yours to be? Do you like the ways yours is exhibiting at the moment? You know, there are exactly things that a so-called perfect boyfriend doesn't do. Call me a liar, but it's true and the truth is crafted below.
- drink beer.
- go pick her up late.
- dump her.
- smoke.
- take his games more important than her.
- yell at his lover under no circumstances.
- cheat with her friends on her.
- forget their anniversary.
- break his promise.
- let her hit the bed without texting her "Good night; Sweet dream, babe."
- let her go to hospitals/clinic alone.....(when she's sick, heh)!
- make her wait.
- talk about sex. (Still on research, this one)
- unreasonably get jealous when seeing her with another guy.
- ignore her texts no matter what. Believe or not, some even rush from the toilet to just reply the text.
- make his lover feel alone when he's there. Platinum truth; if yours is doing this, well, you decide, ladies.
- blab about her baddies to his friends.
- piss her off when he's angry.
Now your turns to fill some. A good boyfriend doesn't:
- forget her birthday and what she likes.
- winks at other girls while he's with her.
- go on bed with other girls.
And the last one is the most controversial, and true, thing that provokes doubts, worry, joke, and laughter.
A good perfect boyfriend doesn't
- EXIST!
Nor the bad one!
:P
I'm speechless too. So maybe stop looking for a perfect one; seek a one that, umm, you think can fill in your life-holes and go through life, no matter how hard, with you for the rest of your life. Choose wisely, huh!
And, I'm available. LOL :p
Another joke for you, huh! :)
Nice day, people!